The rich bastards across the lake from Camp North Star.
It just doesn't matter, 'cause all the really good looking girl would go out with a guy from Mohawk because they got all the money.
According to Program Director Jerry Aldini, the campers are going to have Shakespeare in the Round again, Yassir Arafat is going to come down and rap with the kids and this year each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private game reserve.